UNO declares a “no day” despite below-freezing temps– and students have feelings about it

By Kamrin Baker ONLINE REPORTER At 9:46 p.m. the evening of January 15, the University of Nebraska at Omaha's Twitter account posted an announcement that classes...

A love letter to the Target dollar section

By Kamrin Baker ONLINE REPORTER The most dangerous weapon that has ever been handed to me was a Target shopping basket. Red, oval-shaped and encompassing of...

2018 Horoscopes

Will Patterson A&E EDITOR Editor's note: This story was part of our April Fool's edition of the paper and is entirely satirical. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb.18):...

Faculty Q&A with Preston II, the Betta from the UNO Gateway Newspaper

By Kamrin Baker ONLINE REPORTER DISCLAIMER.THE TOPICS AND ISSUES COVERED IN THIS EDITION ARE NOT REAL NEWS. … HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY. It is, in my best belief,...

3-D brings ‘Jackass’ to new levels of disgusting

The "Jackass" crew returns to theaters for a third time, this time bringing 3-D to its TV spin-off.

When the idea of filming in 3-D was suggested, at first Johnny Knoxville and company were worried about adding such a completely new element to the film.


Future graduate committed when she failed to measure up

Friends and family of Kristen Flatchest are extremely distraught after the 24-year-old senior was committed immediately after a traumatic experience at the UNO Bookstore.


What Dr. Who taught me about futile dreams

I will never be a 900-year-old Time Lord

Oh, the nature of a futile dream.

Nor will David Tennant or Matt Smith - sorry, I mean "The Doctor"

Ever love me like he loved Rose or Sara Jane.


Campus Security to hold annual Parking Games

After years of complaints and incessant recommendations to provide more parking, campus security is ready to make some changes.