A love letter to the Target dollar section

By Kamrin Baker ONLINE REPORTER The most dangerous weapon that has ever been handed to me was a Target shopping basket. Red, oval-shaped and encompassing of...

UNO declares a “no day” despite below-freezing temps– and students have feelings about it

By Kamrin Baker ONLINE REPORTER At 9:46 p.m. the evening of January 15, the University of Nebraska at Omaha's Twitter account posted an announcement that classes...

2018 Horoscopes

Will Patterson A&E EDITOR Editor's note: This story was part of our April Fool's edition of the paper and is entirely satirical. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb.18):...

Faculty Q&A with Preston II, the Betta from the UNO Gateway Newspaper

By Kamrin Baker ONLINE REPORTER DISCLAIMER.THE TOPICS AND ISSUES COVERED IN THIS EDITION ARE NOT REAL NEWS. … HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY. It is, in my best belief,...

3-D brings ‘Jackass’ to new levels of disgusting

The "Jackass" crew returns to theaters for a third time, this time bringing 3-D to its TV spin-off.

When the idea of filming in 3-D was suggested, at first Johnny Knoxville and company were worried about adding such a completely new element to the film.


Future graduate committed when she failed to measure up

Friends and family of Kristen Flatchest are extremely distraught after the 24-year-old senior was committed immediately after a traumatic experience at the UNO Bookstore.


A letter to my freshman self

Kamrin Baker Digital Editor Hi baby Kam, By now, you’ve realized that the minute you’ve enrolled as a Maverick at the University of Nebraska at Omaha, every...

What Dr. Who taught me about futile dreams

I will never be a 900-year-old Time Lord

Oh, the nature of a futile dream.

Nor will David Tennant or Matt Smith - sorry, I mean "The Doctor"

Ever love me like he loved Rose or Sara Jane.