Quick Hitters

Construction of UNO hockey's new on campus arena has been suspended because it was discovered that the site was on top of an Indian burial ground.  The construction site, near the old location of Chili Greens, is said to contain at least 23 graves.


3-D brings ‘Jackass’ to new levels of disgusting

The "Jackass" crew returns to theaters for a third time, this time bringing 3-D to its TV spin-off.

When the idea of filming in 3-D was suggested, at first Johnny Knoxville and company were worried about adding such a completely new element to the film.


A love letter to the Target dollar section

By Kamrin Baker ONLINE REPORTER The most dangerous weapon that has ever been handed to me was a Target shopping basket. Red, oval-shaped and encompassing of...

Campus Security to hold annual Parking Games

After years of complaints and incessant recommendations to provide more parking, campus security is ready to make some changes. 


Dorm fire

A new outbreak has plagued UNO dorms recently. A fire ant epidemic has left students in Maverick Village stunned and upset over the recent isolated incident. Reports of the new bug infestation hit the health department Friday morning.


Always Sunny continues to improve, Broadchurch’s new season comes up short, but still a...

By Phil Brown, Reporter “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 2015 marks the 10th year of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” FX’s black comedy sitcom about...

2018 Horoscopes

Will Patterson A&E EDITOR Editor's note: This story was part of our April Fool's edition of the paper and is entirely satirical. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb.18):...